Comedian Ralph Roe's Biographical Information

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Ralph opened for Steven Wright for the show from the ticket above.
He won critical acclaim from at least one friend.

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Educational Achievement: 1939, STUDENT OF THE WEEK

This heterosexual (though not fanatical) stand-up guy was an initial sensation when he performed magic feats, such as his famous "disappearing leg" trick on local radio. Diverging into a singing career as the "Osteopathic Tenor" (so-called because all of his bookings were in joints), Ralph's future in that area dimmed due a lousy voice and an inability to remember lyrics. Leaping back into comedy as a current event monolgist, Ralph was hampered in this area by short-term memory loss due to simulated Alzheimers disorder. Today, Ralph just arrives unprepared and tries not to embarrass himself. Ralph is a $300 per performance comedian willing to work for half price (or less).

Some venues tarnished by Ralph's performances:
Holiday Inn, Wilmington, NC (provided room at Red Roof)
Conley Motor Inn, Irwin, PA (Over 10 people stood in line for tickets)
Holiday Inn, Dubois, PA (Comedy suspended indefinately)
Marriott Hotel, Greentree, PA (brought in during Comedian Strike of 1996)
Bayer Lounge Proctor, WV (hissed for telling 3 dental jokes in a row)
Funny Farm, Youngstown, OH (Sound system failure)
Holiday Inn, Greentree, PA (Benefit for School for the Deaf)
Deville's Cocktail Lounge and Sandwich Emporium, Somewhere in Ohio
Funny Bone, Monroeville, PA (Closed right after Ralph's show)
Emerald Room, McKees Rocks, PA (Discontinued comedy after Ralph's show)
Presto (PA) Volunteer Firehall (suspiciously torched that night)
Imperial Palace, Las Vegas, NV (Ralph anticipates a return engagement this winter, because the manager told him it would be a cold day when they bring him back)

Some comedians Ralph has appeared with

Eddie Brill, Doug Graham, Chris Ciardi, Billy Elmer, John Knight, Joe Eberle, Ron Orendi, Doc Dixson, Tim (The Polish Thunder) Marzelkowski, Mike (Mad Dog) Adams and many others equally unwilling to acknowledge this claim.

Ralph has seen Jerry Seinfeld and Ellen Degeneres live (but not together),

So Funny You'll Need A Pair of These

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Contact Ralph:

via phone (412) 921-5659

or via mail at 56 Creighton Avenue Pittsburgh PA 15205

or via e-mail at RalphRoe@aol.com

See Ralph's Home Page

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